Freeman's Mind： Episode 8-_09Aywoox-E.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

#200:00:08,051→00:00:09,953

Hm. I better reload.

#300:00:09,953→00:00:12,422

Never know when I'll be making new friends around here.

#400:00:14,424→00:00:18,061

Huh, we've got so many dead bodies, we're hanging them from the ceiling now.

#500:00:19,262→00:00:20,797

And the ceiling eats them.

#600:00:20,797→00:00:21,865

Guess that works.

#700:00:22,499→00:00:23,266

Wha-hoah!

#800:00:23,266→00:00:25,335

That shock just got the face-hugger!

#900:00:25,335→00:00:26,803

And another one!

#1000:00:26,803→00:00:27,871

Will this guy make it?

#1100:00:28,538→00:00:29,873

No!

#1200:00:29,873→00:00:31,808

You're all popcorn.

#1300:00:31,808→00:00:35,078

That really does have to be more than coincidence.

#1400:00:35,078→00:00:35,512

I mean--GYAH!

#1500:00:35,512→00:00:36,713

[explosion] I mean--GYAH!

#1600:00:36,713→00:00:39,149

Okay, I guess I'm not going that way.

#1700:00:39,149→00:00:40,384

Where am I going?

#1800:00:40,917→00:00:42,986

The blood trail's gone up into the ceiling.

#1900:00:43,620→00:00:46,223

Ah! "Administrative offices..."

#2000:00:46,523→00:00:47,824

Yeah, no exit!

#2100:00:47,824→00:00:49,159

No one leaves here.

#2200:00:49,159→00:00:50,060

What's that say?

#2300:00:51,094→00:00:53,363

"Work harder, not smarter."

#2400:00:53,363→00:00:54,831

Yeah, that's us, alright.

#2500:00:54,831→00:00:57,300

We stay the course with stupid.

#2600:00:57,300→00:00:58,201

Hey, there's somebody in there.

#2700:00:58,201→00:00:58,835

[scientist screaming] Hey, there's somebody in there.

#2800:00:58,835→00:01:01,171

Hey, quit screwing around and open the door!

#2900:01:02,205→00:01:02,906

Come on!

#3000:01:03,473→00:01:05,208

The door's locked, assholes!

#3100:01:05,909→00:01:06,910

Dammit!

#3200:01:06,910→00:01:10,781

Y'know, it's hard to believe we won the Cold War with initiative like that.

#3300:01:10,781→00:01:15,018

That's not the spirit that kept Soviet paratroopers off my lawn.

#3400:01:15,018→00:01:19,156

If somebody knocks on the door, you don't run away and go play with aliens.

#3500:01:20,323→00:01:21,925

Ah, an air vent.

#3600:01:21,925→00:01:24,327

Die Hard has shown me the way once again.

#3700:01:25,862→00:01:27,831

Now we're making progress.

#3800:01:28,331→00:01:29,433

I think.

#3900:01:29,866→00:01:30,200

What?

#4000:01:30,600→00:01:31,301

BUG!

#4100:01:32,969→00:01:34,938

This is MY air vent.

#4200:01:35,872→00:01:37,507

Hey, this is a dead end.

#4300:01:37,507→00:01:39,009

And so are you!

#4400:01:41,411→00:01:43,880

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

#4500:01:43,880→00:01:46,049

These bugs think they own the place.

#4600:01:46,049→00:01:48,819

Well, there's going to be some restructuring around here.

#4700:01:48,819→00:01:50,787

Oh, there's another one.

#4800:01:50,787→00:01:52,889

That's right. Keep running, you little bastard.

#4900:01:52,889→00:01:55,125

I see you thinking you're going to escape.

#5000:01:55,992→00:01:57,427

Well, you're WRONG!

#5100:01:57,427→00:01:59,362

Just like everyone else here!

#5200:01:59,362→00:02:00,964

RRAAAAAH!

#5300:02:00,964→00:02:04,634

Man, today is so counterintuitive to everything I did in grad school.

#5400:02:04,634→00:02:08,105

I would shout and break stuff there, too, but that never got anything done.

#5500:02:08,638→00:02:11,908

So, what's the deal with--AAHHH...

#5600:02:11,908→00:02:12,909

Grody!

#5700:02:12,909→00:02:14,544

I hate this place.

#5800:02:14,544→00:02:15,645

[pattering sound] What's that noise?

#5900:02:16,012→00:02:19,716

Ugh, that makes not even want to loot the machine now.

#6000:02:19,716→00:02:21,852

I was going to grab some Doritos or something.

#6100:02:23,453→00:02:26,123

Oh, but look who it is.

#6200:02:26,123→00:02:27,991

[ceiling tiles fall] What?

#6300:02:27,991→00:02:28,792

Don't interrupt me.

#6400:02:29,659→00:02:31,561

The man who can't open the door.

#6500:02:31,561→00:02:32,195

SCIENTIST: Gordon...

#6600:02:32,195→00:02:32,763

Yes?

#6700:02:32,763→00:02:34,664

SCIENTIST: If I had known it was you, I'd have let you in.

#6800:02:34,664→00:02:35,465

Of course.

#6900:02:35,465→00:02:36,733

SCIENTIST: Everyone's heading for the surface.

#7000:02:37,134→00:02:38,969

SCIENTIST: But I think they're crazy not to stay put.

#7100:02:39,503→00:02:41,505

SCIENTIST: Someone is bound to come by and rescue us.

#7200:02:41,505→00:02:42,839

Well, I believe you.

#7300:02:42,839→00:02:45,008

But, does my gun believe you?

#7400:02:45,008→00:02:46,409

Oh, all right.

#7500:02:46,409→00:02:49,412

I'll let you live, but you're on the preliminary list.

#7600:02:50,413→00:02:51,581

What's this?

#7700:02:51,581→00:02:52,582

"High voltage"?

#7800:02:52,582→00:02:55,585

Cool. Maybe I can fry those things hanging from the ceiling.

#7900:02:56,119→00:02:57,587

Oh, that turned it off.

#8000:02:57,954→00:02:58,555

Oh well.

#8100:02:58,855→00:03:01,658

I wonder if that guy's right about--Don't puke on me.

#8200:03:01,658→00:03:03,593

--that guy's right about waiting here.

#8300:03:03,593→00:03:07,798

I would feel stupid if there was a rescue team waiting in the lobby.

#8400:03:08,165→00:03:10,333

All right, looks like that cut the power.

#8500:03:10,333→00:03:15,272

Now, I can pass safely, proving once again that I am superior to aliens.

#8600:03:15,806→00:03:16,873

And everyone.

#8700:03:16,873→00:03:19,242

[whistling]

#8800:03:19,242→00:03:19,976

[lock jiggles]

#8900:03:19,976→00:03:20,610

What?!

#9000:03:20,610→00:03:23,180

I WENT THROUGH THAT OBSTACLE COURSE FOR THIS?!

#9100:03:23,180→00:03:24,881

I HATE THIS BUILDING!

#9200:03:24,881→00:03:26,817

I WANT TO SMASH THE WHOLE THING DOWN!

#9300:03:26,817→00:03:27,884

[glass shatters] I WANT TO SMASH THE WHOLE THING DOWN!

#9400:03:27,884→00:03:29,719

Oh, well that works.

#9500:03:29,719→00:03:31,822

Maybe I should become a burglar after this.

#9600:03:31,822→00:03:35,258

I'm getting the hang of breaking- and-entering and I like stealing stuff.

#9700:03:35,258→00:03:36,860

Wow, glad that's not my lab.

#9800:03:37,794→00:03:39,830

"Scheduled Chaos Theory"?

#9900:03:39,830→00:03:42,365

That makes as much sense as "Grounded Aviation".

#10000:03:42,365→00:03:44,067

Or "Deep Sea Astronomy".

#10100:03:44,067→00:03:46,269

[locks jiggle]

#10200:03:46,269→00:03:47,470

Of course.

#10300:03:47,470→00:03:48,905

Every door is locked.

#10400:03:48,905→00:03:50,173

Always.

#10500:03:50,173→00:03:52,209

Why is every door locked?

#10600:03:52,209→00:03:53,743

This is a workday.

#10700:03:53,743→00:03:55,946

It's not like I'm breaking out on Sunday evening.

#10800:03:56,646→00:03:59,349

Ah! Thought I didn't see you, huh?

#10900:03:59,349→00:04:02,152

I'm watching. I'm always watching.

#11000:04:04,087→00:04:06,823

Well, the sign was right. This looks like storage.

#11100:04:06,823→00:04:08,225

Another dead end.

#11200:04:08,225→00:04:11,027

This must be the prep room for the crate-smashing room.

#11300:04:11,027→00:04:13,663

Crate City: For All Your Creative Crate Needs

#11400:04:13,663→00:04:14,397

[growls]

#11500:04:14,397→00:04:17,500

Y'know, I'm torn between wanting to kill every single bug in this building

#11600:04:17,500→00:04:19,603

or just leveling it with explosives.

#11700:04:20,036→00:04:20,937

I need a bomb.

#11800:04:22,105→00:04:24,407

Nah, that's probably a janitor closet.

#11900:04:24,407→00:04:26,877

This window kind of reminds me of when I came home from school

#12000:04:26,877→00:04:29,946

and there was some dead guy stuck in the smashed window of my apartment.

#12100:04:29,946→00:04:31,681

He had been trying to break into the place,

#12200:04:31,681→00:04:34,517

but instead gutted himself on the insulated glass.

#12300:04:34,517→00:04:37,587

That was not fun trying to explain that to the police.

#12400:04:38,255→00:04:39,990

Oh, what's that?

#12500:04:39,990→00:04:41,191

Another air vent.

#12600:04:41,691→00:04:44,895

These people locking doors think they're smart, but they're not.

#12700:04:44,895→00:04:47,063

Guess I'd better clear out all this glass, first.

#12800:04:47,530→00:04:49,532

I'm kind of like glass, in a way.

#12900:04:49,532→00:04:52,135

I'll tear people to shreds when I can't do my job.

#13000:04:52,702→00:04:56,706

All right, so, this is not very comfortable.

#13100:04:56,706→00:04:58,141

[screaming]

#13200:04:58,141→00:05:01,611

Okay! That water's got some electricity running through it.

#13300:05:01,611→00:05:04,748

I didn't really plan for that, but, that's okay.

#13400:05:05,181→00:05:05,982

That's okay.

#13500:05:06,383→00:05:07,350

I can do this.

#13600:05:07,350→00:05:08,919

I just need a breather for a second.

#13700:05:09,419→00:05:10,787

Yeah, I can do this.

#13800:05:10,787→00:05:13,523

Hell, I've gotten hit with Tasers that do more than that.

#13900:05:13,823→00:05:16,459

Women are too damned jumpy with those things.

#14000:05:16,459→00:05:19,629

I swear, half the dates I go on, it's just 'zap'.

#14100:05:19,629→00:05:21,464

That's not as bad as pepper spray, though.

#14200:05:21,464→00:05:22,832

God, I hate pepper spray.

#14300:05:23,166→00:05:25,669

[shuddering]

#14400:05:25,669→00:05:27,737

[exhaling]

#14500:05:27,737→00:05:29,506

Oh, you son of a bitch.

#14600:05:29,839→00:05:31,107

[ringing]

#14700:05:31,107→00:05:32,742

[ringing] Gyeeeeaaaaaaggggghhhh...

#14800:05:32,742→00:05:34,411

[ringing] My ears!

#14900:05:34,411→00:05:36,579

[ringing] That was not smart.

#15000:05:36,579→00:05:39,482

[ringing] Firing a gun inside an air vent...

#15100:05:39,482→00:05:41,284

[ringing] I hope I'm not deaf...

#15200:05:41,284→00:05:42,852

[ringing] I need a silencer.

#15300:05:42,852→00:05:43,386

[ringing]

#15400:05:43,386→00:05:45,288

[ringing] And that whole electrical shock thing

#15500:05:45,288→00:05:47,123

[ringing] reminds me of that guy I used to know.

#15600:05:47,123→00:05:47,924

[ringing fades] What was his name?

#15700:05:47,924→00:05:49,659

Jessie. He was crazy.

#15800:05:49,659→00:05:50,627

He would--eugh.

#15900:05:51,494→00:05:54,597

He would lie on his bed then drop a cattle-prod on his leg

#16000:05:54,597→00:05:59,336

with the voltage set so high he would just be paralyzed there for an hour or two.

#16100:05:59,336→00:06:01,104

He did that all the time for fun.

#16200:06:04,207→00:06:07,310

Personally, I could think of better ways to spend an evening--AH SHIT!

#16300:06:08,144→00:06:11,614

Yep, whoever designed this building did not count on me.

#16400:06:11,614→00:06:12,515

[ceiling tiles fall]

#16500:06:12,515→00:06:13,984

Oh, copy cats!

#16600:06:16,086→00:06:18,054

Forgot to copy that move, huh?

#16700:06:18,521→00:06:19,889

Actually, I'd better shut up.

#16800:06:19,889→00:06:23,326

It would be just my luck for these aliens to figure out how to use guns.

#16900:06:23,326→00:06:24,694

Any more takers?

#17000:06:24,694→00:06:25,261

No?

#17100:06:25,695→00:06:26,529

All right, let's--

#17200:06:26,529→00:06:27,597

[lock jiggles]

#17300:06:27,597→00:06:28,698

--cry...

#17400:06:28,698→00:06:31,634

This locked door thing is getting real old.

#17500:06:31,634→00:06:34,704

Ay yi yi yi yi yi...

#17600:06:34,704→00:06:36,239

What now?

#17700:06:36,239→00:06:38,742

Well, back to crawling in the ceiling like a voyeur.

#17800:06:41,878→00:06:44,614

[Steve Irwin accent] Ah, the hunter spots his prey.

#17900:06:45,348→00:06:46,750

He takes aim.

#18000:06:47,984→00:06:48,451

[heacrab squeals]

#18100:06:48,451→00:06:48,985

[heacrab squeals] Crikey!

#18200:06:50,020→00:06:52,789

And that's about as close as it gets!

#18300:06:53,189→00:06:55,859

[regular accent] Now what are aliens doing up here, anyway?

#18400:06:57,193→00:07:00,463

I guess they must've teleported in, but how do they know where to go?

#18500:07:00,463→00:07:01,898

Ohh, maybe they don't!

#18600:07:01,898→00:07:03,933

Maybe they're teleporting into the walls.

#18700:07:03,933→00:07:05,935

That could be why the building's falling apart.

#18800:07:05,935→00:07:08,304

We're turning into the Swiss Cheese of the Damned.

#18900:07:11,408→00:07:13,710

Wait, what if one teleported inside me?

#19000:07:14,511→00:07:16,379

Oh, geez, I don't think I could take that.

#19100:07:18,048→00:07:19,649

[whistling noise] Whoa, what happened here?

#19200:07:19,649→00:07:22,118

[turret firing] Agh! God! Jeez! Shit!

#19300:07:22,118→00:07:23,053

[turret firing] What was that?!

#19400:07:23,053→00:07:24,587

[turret firing] Who's firing?!

#19500:07:24,587→00:07:25,755

[turret beeps] Did I get hit?

#19600:07:25,755→00:07:27,323

[turret beeps] I don't see any blood.

#19700:07:27,323→00:07:28,324

[turret beeps] If I could just see--

#19800:07:28,324→00:07:29,426

[turret firing] FUCK!

#19900:07:29,426→00:07:30,293

[turret beeps] It's like...

#20000:07:30,293→00:07:31,694

[turret beeps] It's like a turret gun or something.

#20100:07:31,694→00:07:32,395

[turret firing]

#20200:07:32,395→00:07:33,129

[turret firing] You okay?

#20300:07:33,129→00:07:33,663

[turret beeps]

#20400:07:33,663→00:07:34,864

[turret beeps] Eh, I don't care.

#20500:07:34,864→00:07:37,067

[turret beeps] Jesus Christ!

#20600:07:37,067→00:07:39,569

[turret beeps] Oh, some clips, I'll take that.

#20700:07:39,569→00:07:41,237

[turret beeps] Yes! An exit.

#20800:07:41,237→00:07:42,138

[turret beeps]

#20900:07:42,138→00:07:46,676

[turret beeps] Oh my God! This is where I just came from!

#21000:07:46,676→00:07:48,344

[turret beeps] Maybe that's why all the doors are locked.

#21100:07:48,344→00:07:51,614

[turret deactivates] To keep people like me from wandering into a firing range.

#21200:07:51,614→00:07:53,083

Hey, want to be my human shield?

#21300:07:53,083→00:07:53,783

SCIENTIST: Shut up!

#21400:07:53,783→00:07:54,884

It was just an idea.

#21500:07:55,685→00:07:59,155

Um... no, that's just a dead end.

#21600:07:59,155→00:08:01,624

Maybe I could force him out there if I waved my gun at him.

#21700:08:01,624→00:08:02,525

SCIENTIST: Oh-ooooh...!

#21800:08:02,525→00:08:04,160

Shit, did I say that out loud?

#21900:08:04,727→00:08:05,795

[whistling noise] Yep, it's still there.

#22000:08:05,795→00:08:07,163

[turret firing]

#22100:08:07,163→00:08:08,465

[turret beeps] Okay.

#22200:08:08,465→00:08:09,332

[turret beeps]

#22300:08:09,332→00:08:10,467

[turret beeps] Well, this is about as good a time

#22400:08:10,467→00:08:11,601

[turret beeps] to take a break as any.

#22500:08:11,601→00:08:13,601

[turret beeps]